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 Enjoy Japanese girls Prank : )

Thanks to - Festival of World Culture

Fat Santa and Doctor

Fat Santa to Doctor banta: sir i wanted to reduce my weight.
Doctor banta to Fat santa: run 8 km every day and come back after 300 days.
Fat santa is calling to doctor banta: Sir, i reduced my weight but i am 24,000km away from my house.

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Chand pe likh du tera naam mera dil ye chahta hai

Per ek to mera hath wha tak nahi phunchta

Dusra ye khyal din mein aata hai

SANTA-BANTA FIGHTING

santa banta were fighting after exam. 

Sir: Y r u fighting?
 santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

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Jo kehti hai duniya wo such hai begum 
ke main tere zer-aser aa gaya hun! 
kaha boss ne jab jahanumm me jaao 
toh dafter se seedha ghar aa gaya hun!!

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